Isn’t she just ADORABLE?

Sometimes I really ask myself why I make Yahoo my homepage for Internet Explorer. During class the other day, I saw this story about Michelle Obama right when I opened up my web browser:

Mrs. Obama clearly made an impression with the 82-year-old monarch — so much that the smiling queen strayed slightly from protocol and briefly wrapped her arm around the first lady in a rare public show of affection.

Oh, isn’t Michelle just amazing?! Anyone who can “charm” the QUEEN of England (an old lady who leeches off England’s tax dollars) must be sent directly from heaven!

Britain G20 Summit

Seriously, why does England even have a queen? What is the queen, except  a glorified Paris Hilton? She is essentially famous for doing nothing. Of course, I’m actually being unfair to Paris Hilton with that comparison:  At least Paris Hilton accomplished something to become famous, if you count making a sex tape and later singing a hit pop song.

And at least Paris Hilton isn’t too stuck up to touch somebody without making headlines.

When the former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating put his arm around the queen in 1992, the tabloids dubbed him the “Lizard of Oz.” When his successor, John Howard, was accused of doing the same, a spokesman insisted: “We firmly deny that there was any contact whatsoever.” In 2007, President George W. Bush gave the queen a sly wink during a visit she paid to the United States.

Can the Queen of England even sing? I doubt it. Let’s get rid of this broad. Considering 1) her reaction to Michelle Obama and 2) her tendancy to soak up other people’s tax wealth, she’s probably a liberal, anyway.

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