So apparently…Michelle Obama is the hottest American first lady ever. At least, that’s what this article says. She is the first First Lady to land on Maxim‘s “Hot 100.”
Unfortunately, everyone pretty much knew we were going to have to put up with this garbage the moment Barack won the election. Right at that moment, the media started comparing Michelle to Queen Guinevere of Camalet.
But come on. I mean…I guess she’s pretty good-looking — if you like girls with triangular eyebrows, and puffed up hair that always looks like it’s been through a tornado.
But if you want real beauty, just check out this chick:
Ahh…So dreamy. Of course, her former experiences as a librarian probably give her an unnatural advantage over Michelle. It’s hardly even a contest!
But overall, you just can’t get any better than a nice conservative woman.