Alright, so I’m ready to get sworn in before the court tomorrow morning. After that, I’ll be the law in this here town. Don’t mess with me. I’ve already got one trial scheduled — either that, or the lady was joking when she handed me the file.
In other news, apparently scientists have just found a fossil of a big lemur, and it proves the reality of evolution. I learned this important news from an article that Google posted on the front of their search engine (with a picture) all day long. Yes, a big Lemur fossil. It really was that important.
I just learned a new dance tonight. It involves grabbing the girl’s back with both hands, kind of like a wrestling match. And then you jump around, kicking sideways back and forth. It was rather intriguing. I think I’ll probably stick with regular swing dancing, though, at least for the most part.
By the way, GET THIS: I recently heard that some Koreans managed to clone GLOWING DOGS. How sweet is that? I want a glowing blue one. A glowing blue poodle would be the best. (I wouldn’t style him up though, because that’s girly. I would just let his curly poodle hair grow wild.) To get the dogs to glow, though, I’m not really sure if you have to hold them up a lamp first. That would kind of weaken the value of the glowing dog. After all, the sun goes down gradually over time — so the dog would lose its glowing power by the time the night got dark enough. I guess you could always charge the animal up inside, and then release it into the darkness.
What would be really cool, though, is a glowing parakeet. I want one of those. Or maybe a glowing pigeon.